By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
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SmeXikoE 3

Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.

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liy223 6

That's a bit unfortunate...

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Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10

not for the pizza guy

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JsSWAN 1

goodbye ....I love you too, boo....ya I can see how you get those mixed up

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MrSaxMan 0

Whatd he say back?;)

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graham11 14

14- "oh baby, for the 10 seconds we've known each other, I've been wanting to say the same thing to you too!"

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perdix 29

At least you created some brilliant dialog for a great porno. I watch **** mostly for the scintillating dialog.

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upyourzlolz 11

Yeah. Who cares about an Asian girl getting gangbanged by a white and black man?

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flockz 19

nowadays, i watch **** for the groovy music. but back when i was a wee lad, **** didn't exist. the only way i got off was by squeezing my ass cheeks together and pretending they were boobs. there was nothing like it.

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perdix 29

#27, you've been what they call "Rick-rolled." This means that you have been subjected to terrible dialog dipped in a goulash of cheesy pseudo-disco. Persist in finding the real deal -- the words are pure poetry! Find an ugly person who seems reasonably happy. He or she will know where to find awesome ****. This is the source of the pleasure which the cold, real world denies him or her.

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MelTheGreat 23

You have a serious problem if that came out naturally.

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bittersweet25 3

Hahaha how do you get that tongue tied? Haha funny either way though

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flockz 19

if he looks back say "i was talking to the pizza. you will never be this lucky."

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DontClickOnMe 28

I wish I could thumb up this comment more than once haha, good one

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Stormdriven37 6

You got tongue tied over saying goodbye?

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bizarre_ftw 21

I got tongue tied over saying hello today, I greeted my cashier, who also happens to sit next to me during my 1st period, with "thank you"

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