Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and...

By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

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Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML

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By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 01:00

Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML

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Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML

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What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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SmeXikoE 3

Monday 19 December 2011 1:42

Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.

gress269 4

Monday 19 December 2011 1:40

I do that every time.

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Vekzzza 6

Monday 19 December 2011 11:27

Why would you do that? That is just stupid.

sjhill 32

Monday 19 December 2011 11:59

How does that work?

22jrdn55 15

Monday 19 December 2011 12:06

Don't even think about it, he probably didn't hear it or he heard it and decided to not reply to avoid the awkwardness!

jojimugo 20

Monday 19 December 2011 12:33

Sounds like the beginning of a ****

Dojan 16

Monday 19 December 2011 14:54

That's so cute.

GentleGreenOhio 5

Monday 19 December 2011 17:06

And guess who got another free pizza?

OctoberRainfall 13

Monday 19 December 2011 17:43

My only thought is 'What.The.****.'

VicmahnFml 0

Monday 19 December 2011 17:48

Your stupid

sassypenguinxox 15

Monday 19 December 2011 18:07

He was that enticing huh?

Ariana2_fml 2

Monday 19 December 2011 20:26

He's definitely coming back to your house after that one..

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