Today, I opened my new clothing store. My only customer was my mom and the only reason she came in was to tell me that someone stole my sign. FML
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Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, I went to open my store but corporate had changed the locks without notice. The store's being sold. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I opened my own flower shop. My mom's response was, "Get a job." FML
Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, is the third day since I opened my small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put my first dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from my own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they came to visit. FML
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SlyTail 5
Buisness will get better. Soon your whole family will come in!
robbiboyo 0
All new businesses start slow, I hope the best for your store. just keep a good attitude and this should work out. people will come and buy stuff if not only to talk with you.
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Comments (77)
ECMchase 0
Business advice: get pancake mix
wilsonchewy 0
you ain't got no pancake mix!!!!
TylerOMFG 7
whiteboy :)
Nick_1993 2
Shit Balls
cocobulla1 4
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Nick_1993 2
Just say it. It makes everything feel better.
hockeyrocks39 0
Either OP had an amazing sign worthy of hanging on a wall or someone saw a better purpose, like firewood. Either way there should be signs everywhere especially when opening a new business.
barlessprison 16
Give it time. Advertise the shit out of your store and give a ton of grand opening discounts.
goldered 2
2 words: Social media
maciejush 0
1 word: promotion (with social media as well)
thatonename 7
that's a lot of words...
Lisa89 3
Yeah careful, you might get caught for plagiarism if you use words like that ... -_-
ILoveTabz 0
:( don't worry it'll get better!
Selena_is_back 7
You just opened your store today? Give it a chance buddy. You can't expect for 500 people to come to your store and buy everything. Its a new store.
stevenmx86 8
Does anyone really think we need ANOTHER clothing store? That's already all you can find at most malls...
SmexiLexii 3
Don't worry,business will get better.Soon,your whole family will come in.:)
angelsara91 0
they already said this?