Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
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depechemode 0
You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.
lolololcheese 0
Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!
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Comments (126)
Huevo_fml 0
Tell your friends that Pizza Hut and Victoria Secret is your new friends and ditch them then they will come to this site and make a post that says "today, my friend ditched me to become friends with Pizza Hut and Victoria Secret. FML"
average_girl 0
well u gotta remind ppl... none of my friends remembered my b day the 1st time i told them.. i had 2 keep reminding them.. on the other hand i remember tons of my friends b days... wow some friends if it makes u feel better... HAPPY B DAY!!! :DDD
manamanah 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Don't worry they are probably ignoring you on purpose and are going to throw you a surprise party! ...or maybe it's not your birthday..hmmm... check your calendar because today is May 1st. =)
username93 0
go check your facebook, its probably way too early anyways
Emwo 0
Those stores send you newsletters on your birthday? Nice. Happy Birthday
Green12324 0
Aha, that sucks. Happened to me too, but I got a lot of happy birthdays from my friends when I went to school. I was just disappointed when I didn't see any emails or anything from Facebook.
blueforyou 0
pizza hut and victoria secret... those don't quite go together
blueforyou 0
pizza hut and victoria secret... those don't quite go together
rockmyworld 0
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! You share a birthday with my best friend:) go celebrate!
lovedbyarchie 0
oh man, that sucks. Happy Birthday!