Health: Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his...

By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:08

What exactly made you think that was a good idea?

brokenclockwork 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:13

he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.

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bloobelly 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:19

dog.

rciccone 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:29

I would I mean not rudly but like slowly pet them n stuff

me142 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:42

cats are the biggest assholes for a pet you can have

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 21 September 2010 17:10

Poking a sleeping cat is always bad news. No matter how much that cat loves you, it WILL lunge at you with their claws extended and teeth gnashing. My cat Anakin is unusually sweet-tempered for a cat-- unless I wake him up from a nap, at which point he magically becomes Darth Vader.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 24 September 2010 10:34

weird. When I wake my cat up (it usually falls asleep on my lap, so I have to wake it up when I want to stand up), it starts purring.

ANTLink19 4

Tuesday 21 September 2010 17:37

WIN for kitten! Good job. Don't let no body **** with you in your sleep. Now OP knows.

berg54 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 18:16

Idiot why screw with it if you know it can kick your ass? Obviously you learned to not screw with your superiors. YDI.

far_east 6

Tuesday 21 September 2010 19:12

dont wake a dreaming kitty, they gets mad, rlly rlly mads, then u gets hurt real bad

tamie306 5

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:28

this is why dogs are better than cats

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:57

Ever heard the old-ass expression, "let sleeping dogs lie"? It applies to sleeping ANYTHING, you ******* moron! Anyway, YDI for having a pet, and for having a face for it to attack. It looks like now you have to suffer the CATastrophic results of your bad decision. *ba-dum-ch* Maybe you should make a feline (instead of a bee-line) to your local clinic to see if you need stitches. *ba-dum-ch*