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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:08

What exactly made you think that was a good idea?

brokenclockwork 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:13

he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.

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clarky_95 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:49

hey burty Burt did u post this it's clarko

PredyJessica 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 5:09

That happened to me too when i first saw my cat doing it i was so worried and scared and when i woke him up he hissed at me lol

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:56

let sleeping, um, cats lie.

DalekScythe 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:02

Rule #1 of owning a cat- NEVER BOTHER SLEEPING CATS!!!! :P =^o__o^=

eastangels 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:56

I really don't think cat attacks hurt at all. get over it I'm sorry

kpopfanatic93 6

Friday 13 January 2012 23:29

Then you've obviously never been truly attacked by a cat.

dirtdude19 0

Friday 5 August 2011 11:31

meow.

MwahFMLS 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 6:45

Nyan cat

serxo 14

Wednesday 12 March 2014 6:13

Don't get a cat

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 2 October 2014 4:47

He was most likely in REM sleep which is when animals and humans dream.

GreekYogurt 26

Saturday 15 August 2015 2:15

Never wake a sleeping kitty!

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