Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
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Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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Mi24hind 0
I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.
Shadow1368 17
Stalkers.
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Comments (192)
distressedamsel 1
this makes me a little hesitant to meet my neighbors...
ehampton 5
WTF IS THAT THERE FOR???
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Holy shit boners is thumb downed
Jumpingmonkey 6
maybe they were just astronomers?
bloodshedblack 5
don't you ******* knock??
Osito2011 9
maybe they use it to look at the moon in your window.
TobyFunke 3
Who would peep with a telescope?! You cant spy on someone with one unless they are like miles and miles and miles away, its not for getting a better look at something 50 feet away, thats binoculars, so get over yourself, everyone in the world isnt trying to bang you, probably beat anyways and thats why you have to make up situations where people are stalking you
GamerMatt97 0
Quagmire must have been like obhhhh right
NaturalBueaty 3
My bad.. Ill tell my grandma to find another, apparently your not down to shake your ass for a buss pass?.. ;/
LDloodle 2
ALWAYS meet the neighbors before you buy a new home!!!!