Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML
Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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jtag017 0
hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?
defsdgdh 4
Score!!!!
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Comments (161)
chevyygirl 0
haha nastyy.. have fun with that:)
loserboii 11
sounds like a hairy situation
LexBvl 4
zing!
lynn33 0
best regards……………………wish you enjoy your happy fun time with that mustache~ ^_^
OwNowBrownCow 0
When I read this I pictured Ron Jeremy.
sisteresss 12
i mod this :)
OwNowBrownCow 0
I modded this also...I put no.
lurchin_10 0
I didn't get to mod this.
Janglur476 0
I don't mod. :)
rebbee 0
Nawwww, don't knock it till you try it. You may find short shorts guy likes boys too. ;-)
perdix 31
CTFD! Maybe he'll hook you up with his daughter. If he looks good in short shorts, chances are she will, too.
EPICrypto 0
Its funny because he lives with a 45 year old shirtless guy with a mustache now.
SaraLovesMyChem 0
LMAO. Have fun with him. XD
mistired 0
YDI for not having your own money to rent your own place.