Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year....

By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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By simon - 23/07/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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By Ohnowhy - 09/09/2018 18:30

Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 03/09/2019 20:00

Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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jtag017 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:21

hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?

defsdgdh 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

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chevyygirl 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:28

haha nastyy.. have fun with that:)

loserboii 11

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:30

sounds like a hairy situation

LexBvl 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 13:02

zing!

lynn33 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:33

best regards……………………wish you enjoy your happy fun time with that mustache~ ^_^

OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:35

When I read this I pictured Ron Jeremy.

sisteresss 12

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:37

i mod this :)

OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:44

I modded this also...I put no.

lurchin_10 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:18

I didn't get to mod this.

Janglur476 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:25

I don't mod. :)

rebbee 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:39

Nawwww, don't knock it till you try it. You may find short shorts guy likes boys too. ;-)

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:40

CTFD! Maybe he'll hook you up with his daughter. If he looks good in short shorts, chances are she will, too.

EPICrypto 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:41

Its funny because he lives with a 45 year old shirtless guy with a mustache now.

SaraLovesMyChem 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:42

LMAO. Have fun with him. XD

mistired 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:44

YDI for not having your own money to rent your own place.

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