Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
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willsmithjr 2
Is your new neighbor a cat...?
CyNommy 4
Rabbit ears like what used to be on top of tv's or the animal rabbit ears?
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Comments (69)
LarryLaDouche 13
BUGS NOOOO
liv_graham 7
I bet he used the rest of the rabbit for some weird voodoo ritual. Just kidding, but that's seriously ****** up.
peoplepainter 1
Are we talking real rabbit ears? Fake rabbit ears on a headband? Or the kind that pick up tv channels?
ThePrestige 12
I dont know about you guys but that man really needs jesus!
holllaaa 2
your neighbor reminds me of my dog.
khildebrand2294 9
Idk what to say to this...
softpaws 17
Maybe they were rabbits feet? Which are good luck!
goodgood_fml 5
Trade you those bunny ears for this 8 track collection.
tamie306 5
he should have got you the feet
Kibaruto 33
You should be happy, he just killed Peter Rabbit for you. He didn't want any vegetables in your garden messed up.