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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

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By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Just no!

By W…… - 04/09/2021 05:01

Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

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Cost of living crisis

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 05:00

Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML

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You deserved it 117

Get away from me

By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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You deserved it 1 937

Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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LoveINKs 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:11

Tell them, WHEN THEY PAY ALL THE BILLS, THEY CAN MAKE THE RULES! or just life them in their room!

MissErikaHart 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:08

move out if it's that bad

Comments

510munchkin 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 20:36

thats a joke right

slopiggfizz 5

Friday 6 May 2011 20:51

tell em to blow it out their asses. your doing them a favor and they're going to act like your 16.

Holy_ish 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:55

move out duh

MustangMan29 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 17:24

Shouldn't it be payed off already if it's been in your family for three generations ?

mojo5678 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 20:48

Just say **** em

viper0hr 7

Wednesday 20 February 2013 17:37

How in the hell do you still have a mortgage after 3 generations? 100%APR???

umerin 32

Friday 20 June 2014 2:07

Parents, eh?

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 6 December 2014 0:53

You don't have to listen to them.

DovahShep 20

Wednesday 15 April 2015 14:09

for three generations... how are you still paying mortgage

criley221 19

Wednesday 15 July 2015 19:07

Ummmm, no. When you pay their bills, they listen to YOUR rules! What kind of bullshit is this?!?

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