Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Overachiever
Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML
Stuck
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Delirious
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Spelling Bee
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Top comments
mattman1994 0
you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?
raghavfyl 0
hahaha u fail
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charbz 0
No tasks for spelling a word wrong? Your co-workers suck and so do you.
trezz_fml 0
faleure
Snerdatron 0
Failure.
rxchaser 0
lol back to schooool back to schooooll to prove to dad that im not a fool. ow wait might be kind of late.... =
thescyphozoa 6
Well, Failure isn't spelled the way it sounds.
hcovballer247 0
What an epic fail! A 4 year old could spell that.
Shrimpy35 4
You're a faliure! Oops my bad
blueknight1st 26
How is less work an FML?
jcordell098 0
Today, I stole a joke off of an episode of the office and posted it on FML so people would think I'm funny. But, now that I've been outed, I just look like a complete douche. FML.
aqua10 0
how are you so sure you didn't just do it again...hmm...