Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Overachiever
Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML
Stuck
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Delirious
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Spelling Bee
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Top comments
mattman1994 0
you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?
raghavfyl 0
hahaha u fail
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navysea1 0
epic fail
0930charlotte 2
It's ironic that it was the word "failure." It's not a big deal though. Who wants writing tasks?
0930charlotte 2
People really need to get over the term "Epic Fail." It's sounds a bit chavvy - sorry it's being used too much!
G_Mannequin 0
score dude
sunnygrace57 1
Sounds like a scene from "The Office": Dwight didn't want to give a speech because he was traumatized by losing his grade school spelling bee on the word "failure."
shitakii 0
Haha. Phailure? Faelyur? I think it is harder for me to think of how to misspell failure. Sucks to be you.
fukthislife 0
lol thats sumthing i would accidentally do :)
february0298 0
HELLO! That person probably missed the a or the i or the u, any letter in the word failure. That doeat mean this person fails or is stupid. Golly, and reality check, she actually works and most of you dont, so shut the hell up!
clarkey 0
falure!!
Boobles89 9
Hey 6 and 12... It's you're, not your. Idiots.