Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Overachiever
Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML
Stuck
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Delirious
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Spelling Bee
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Top comments
mattman1994 0
you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?
raghavfyl 0
hahaha u fail
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keithler 0
lol #19
Flipflops4ever 0
Some ppl have trouble with certain words but r otherwise good spellers; for me it's amenorrhea
RedPillSucks 33
That's defined as when you say "Amen! I don't have gonorrhea!!!!" or something to do with not menstruating.
heyyitshannah 0
28 amd 9: I love yer eyes :) yew 2 are both amazing :)
Shopaholic69137 0
that's ludicrous. no matter how smart a person happens to be, sometimes a person just misspells a word on accident. get over it.
iP00PonN00bz 0
it's a shame you can't even spell your own name
Cinn_fml 23
The question is; was it a typo or did you actually think that the misspelling was the correct way? Either way, for one word, they are far too nitpicky if they never let you have any writing tasks ever again.
SeaNDouble 1
hahahahaha #43 I like your sense of humor. :) OP:............ FAILURE!!!! lol
Crystal_Dreams 0
You deserve it for being an absolute idiot - any adult who can't spell doesn't deserve to do written tasks.
dave04045 1
You win at failing...
CitrusGirl 0
I love the irony of this fml