Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Overachiever
Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML
Stuck
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Delirious
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Spelling Bee
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Top comments
mattman1994 0
you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?
raghavfyl 0
hahaha u fail
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NightGod 0
How is this a fail? You don't get stuck doing any crap writing jobs now. Unless you work for a newspaper/magazine, this seems like 100% win.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#87 Some people (myself included) quite enjoy writing. Just saying... :P
DRush_fml 12
this is the definition of the phrase "Epic Fail!"
strawberryspacejam 11
Well now you dont need to write stuff anymore
RedPillSucks 33
Tell them to go f*ck them selves. In any writing job, who doesn't use spellcheck?
xohockeyfreak10x 0
would you like a side of epic with that fail(:
kombucha_fml 8
FAIL ^^
Raleigh_bruh 7
Do you also happen to be the same person who didn't know how to pronounce the word 'rigid'?
Crystal_Dreams 0
#102 you made me laugh! I reckon it is the same imbecile.
Jessicaa96145 0
everyone misspells words. yesterday my moms friend asked me how to spell What. and Guess. so spelling Failure wrong isn't that bad.
Crystal_Dreams 0
#103 if your mum's friend can't spell 'what' and 'guess', s/he's obviously had an extremely bad education, is Dyslexic or just an idiot who can't spell. I could spell 'what' when I was five.
foxy1222 0
what are you talking about that's a win!!!!!!!!!
a_nicole11 0
sorry , but I'm surprised youu still have that job .