Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
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micahsmommy 13
OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"
Andr913 13
I clicked on you. No, you're not.
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Comments (110)
lexi123456789000 0
Hey, think on the bright side... U missed an important call, you're lonely, you're on fml.... Well... Uhhhh... Yeah, your life sucks...
KriiFahMoro 9
Sarcasm fail.
BeefyQueef 5
You shouldn't bite your nails.
DocBastard 40
I just leave my phone on vibrate in my pocket all the time. I often call my own phone just for, uh, fun.
DrMime 10
Vibrate mode doesn't quite do it for me, as my member is not located on the side of my leg. However, if you're a girl, you got to gyrate your hips if you want to vibrate your lips!
123josie123 11
The worst part is that....I can totally relate lol
shankle1234 0
For your picture... If you turn it to the left wont it be colder not hotter! Or am I looking at the pictures in the wrong order
perdix 31
A good ringtone for you would be Beck's "Soy un perdedor." Are you so unpopular that you don't know how to use the fancy-schmanztzy features like caller ID to return missed calls?
coltsrock37 15
This is why we don't have nice things.
scruffyindiekid 2
How did you know it was important if you didn't answer?
spazz666 18
It's called caller ID
reldnahceus 8
Yeah- I don't get many either. Mostly texts.
toenibbler 14
Could be because of your profile picture, it sort of… puts people off so to speak.
ProhibitionRose 14
I've seen your picture all over the Internet. How do we know you're really you and not some 45 year old man pretending to be a girl?
pinkcrayola 0
It's okay no one calls me either. :/
wlddog 14
I would call more often, but you brought a crappy present to my birthday party. Then you eat all the ice cream. That cake was very dry, and we all needed it.
pinkcrayola 0
Well it's your fault for having such a dry cake. And I'm sorry that you didn't like the Edward underwear that I got you, next time I'll buy you the pair with Jacobs mouth.