By the bleeder - 13/05/2016 05:05

Spicy
Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 333
You deserved it 1 449

Same thing different taste

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The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you

Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!

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That's when the Dean walks in and wants to know why you killed a student.

Time to slip into the ladies bathroom you got a date with the tampon machine

MamaChey 24

Ha! #14, are you suggesting that OP shove a tampon up their nose? Whatta problem solver!

Guess you never been to the hospital, with a nose bleed....

trellz17 19

Reminds me of that scene from Drag Me to Hell.

Leave the blood, when a student drops out without warning, never to be seen again, people will assume.

Cerebral_Origami 5

I used to get nose bleeds all the time. It was caused by a forced hot air furnace. A few pots of water on the floor grills and later a humidifier solved the problem.

You might want to go get yourself checked up OP

dragoongirl90 34

I never understand how this happens. "I blew my nose and blood sprayed everywhere".... Do people not know how to blow their noses? You are supposed to COVER your nose with the tissue, not just drape the top and shoot your nasty, germ filled shit all over the room.

I know how you feel op. I always get nosebleeds at inconvenient times, but nothing as bad as this!