Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
cayytee 0
poor girl..
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Comments (90)
SwtCherryPie 26
Sounds like more of an "F-your gf's-life" since she's the one that had to grow up around and deal with that kind of stuff her whole life most likely.
biglittlehead 12
I feel your pain, my girlfriends parents are drunks too. Ps I'm in Michigan too. :p
KiddNYC1O 22
Nothing like pointing the finger and denial.
ladyLALAA 29
That was disturbingly vivid in my head just then, I pictured someone drunken, 30 years of smoking damaged old woman. I always like your little narrations Noor!
fiona_purple 3
That wasnt very sick-cessful. Chortle.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
A thief judges by his condition, in other words takes one to know one?
RendarSelin 5
Yay for transference!!
coker1891 1
You people are gay
hateevryone 15
She's one to talk.....
cmac86 24
Well, her parents sure sound like a fun couple.