Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Paco_el_Taco 17
Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
cayytee 0
poor girl..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (90)
Krysk_fml 0
Oh hypocrisy
Ins0mau 20
I've drunk for glasses of wine before and I'm pretty sure I'm not an alcoholic.
Krysk_fml 0
Four*
florido_fml 10
Yay a toast to drunk people!! Just don't drive.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Your poor girlfriend :( My biological mom was an alcoholic and drank a ton while pregnant with me so I'm slightly terrified of alcohol. FYGL (F Your Girl's Life) I feel so bad for her :/
AugustBurnsToast 14
She says no good drunk but I'm sure he has provided much quality entertainment over the years.
drdraaman 0
There are worse things to be than a drunk....like a stoner. (trying to look on the bright side) Unless...she's a drunk stoner. Wo man, that's some deep shtuff.
ryanrich02 2
Stoners are much more peaceful people. Most drunks are angry violent assholes.
Ugi 27
Some are. I'm not sure it's true to say most. Personally, when I get drunk I fall asleep.
drdraaman 0
48, what I was trying to point out, was the fact that you can get arrested for blowing a joint, you can't get arrested for drinking (unless you're underage, or an a**hole). Sorry if I made my point too vague.
BubbleGrunge 18
Ehhh but you can get arrested downloading music. You can get a ticket crossing the street. There is so much wrong with the "it's illegal argument." Besides, let's get real here, smoking pot doesn't have a tenth of the negative effect on your body as alcohol does, so really i'd rather my future in laws be stoners than alcoholics.
Mysexyfaith 0
54- they could have a medicinal medical marijuana card... Then it would be perfectly legal and safer then an alcoholic in my opinion.
kzxvazure 0
......hypocrite
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Look on the bright side, now you know you'll always have drinking buddies. Unless you hurt your girlfriend, then those are the last people you'll want to be around while they're drunk.
kzxvazure 0
does your girlfriend drink too :P
GrimaceBSX 3
Takes one to know one lady!!
loserman67 36
See, mom is not a "no-good drunk" because she is refined and drinks only wine. While dad on the other hand probably slams back hard liquor and / or beer thereby making him a "no-good drunk". At least that is what she probably tells herself. I would think long and hard about your relationship with this girl. Drunken parents can cause all kinds of problems for you and her.