Kids: Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry....

By dancer101 - 04/02/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 11:59 - United States - Marquette

Today, my mother met a new member of my band. He's a piano player from Mexico City. She introduced herself as my mother, then asked him if he spoke Spanish or Mexican. This lead to a long talk about how they speak Spanish in Mexico too. She didn’t believe him. FML

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By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 16:35 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00

Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 19:07

Flaming Gynocologist?

Sammy_Baby 0

Friday 4 February 2011 19:06

Yes. The study of flamenco.

Comments

Tricie 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 14:09

I'd say YTDI for so harshly judging the man your daughter loves solely based on his job. I'd understand if he had said something like "I rob banks", but at least he's a man making an honest living even if it's by something you think silly.

yamaha11 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 15:18

its a type of guitar

j0eStER 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 15:45

I think you mean your daughters boyfriend is a fmlcologist. The study of FML. and he'll be reading this post and responding to it.

keshafan101 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:21

flemenco is a style of dance for gypsies

kristineszLIFE 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:35

These FMLs are getting ridiculous

dirtbiker172 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:31

what the hell, you shouldnt even put this on FML it doesnt even make sense. its really not an FML situation.

sublime420 11

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:46

I hope he enjoys his employment at Subway.

alicec123 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:27

I don't see how your life sucks because your daughter hopes to marry someone who studies flamenco. Sure, it's a little unusual, but your life DOES NOT SUCK.