Today, I met an old friend, who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club. They were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver in a club toilet. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I met my wife’s father, an alcoholic who'd abandoned her, for the first time. She now has to support him financially. The guy is a piece of shit, but after we left, she fucked me more vigorously than I thought possible. I’m planning to see this turd again, just for the benefit of my sex life. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with an old friend from college, who has totally turned into a hot MILF after marriage. Of course the date was pre-planned with some steamy sex at my place. However, last night her husband found out about her affair with her neighbour and now she can’t go out. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife and my buddy from work. They didn’t even stop. I just went to a motel to get drunk. FML
Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
Today, I went back home for a visit after nearly 10 years. I met up with some old friends at a bar and had an amazing evening. Afterwards, two of the wives told me I’m never allowed to speak to, nor see their husbands again, since I slept with them in high school. This was years before they even met. FML
Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
If while married I hope you mean your soon-to-be Ex-Wife and current ex-friend. Still, anal for a $5er? Even when single thats a cheap hoe.
BurnInDemonFire 35
While you were married? If so, he deserves a smack, and she needs to feel your wrath in another way.
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Comments (24)
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
silentbabydeer 10
Was this before you married your wife? If so then now you know she will take it up her butt.
TheSminty1 17
What a bummer
RinoaHeartilly 36
If you weren't together then, then it's not your business.
Takegami 22
And another marriage bites the dust
TheBombestOne 4
How do you accidentally tell someone this? Asking for a friend...
weaboo 12
How long ago? If it was before you started dating then forget it and if it was when you just started dating or something I think you should forgive her for once because she was not in control of herself
GUYMAINE 16
well at least your'e free of that garbage now
AmbrosiaFan 18
was she your wife at the time? if no, then move on and get over it.
prettyprincessla 5
If it helps, that’s about $15 in Australia $$$