comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
goincrazy
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Dumbass
Soaking
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Parked
Hamilton, Canada
Free Parking!
Today, I took the last parking spot in a crowded lot, got out feeling victorious, then immediately stepped in a puddle deep enough to soak my foot all the way through to my sock. FML
Anonymous
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
blabla
Brazil
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Cat poo
Smithtown, United States
Santa or Satan?
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
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Secret_Ninjaa 35
How does one manage to do that?
feven 32
You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?
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Comments (75)
hanikayy 15
Sounds like something a person would do upon just waking up from a long night of drinking.
punchin 10
My wife does that sort of thing but she's 7 months pregnant. EPT time?
ZannityZan 13
Were you wearing really thin skin-coloured socks? That's the only way I can understand how this could possibly have happened, lol.
TeTeKels 2
Do you mean until you washed your feet? You deserved it. I've gotten in with my bra and/or panties on. I deserved that too. LOL.
Epickitty58 29
Well, now you don't need to put your socks in the laundry.
mine___turtles10 13
At least its not much of a problem. It's just strange
melissaf 6
lol
blackonblight 33
I think you'll find you actually washed your socks.
wheresmymary 22
Sounds like you had a rough day
riptor911 10
Retard