By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission 23 11 62 251 Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 738 You deserved it 5 208 Tweet Share
By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes 5 6 35 18 Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 931 You deserved it 2 577 Tweet Share