Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

you're the one that's gonna get a disease for not using condoms cuz they're "cheap" .. I mean seriously?? I'd rather be considered poor then be rich in diseases.

R3kli3 10

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:19

wow condoms are so cheap..this person must be really poor

cearalaken 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:23

how the heck do you fall face first into a used condom??

missvee98324 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:25

8 is win

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:27

hahahh, that's wonderful.

wrestlerbeast 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:01

hey it's the pretty girl named sam

manslayerbob 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:35

Hey it's a rapist named wrestlerbeast.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:42

Hey, it's the guy with the epic reply, manslayerbob.

The_Norwegian 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:52

loool

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:59

Hey its the guy who wanted to be in on this fedor_is_KING(:

spez86 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:04

lmao #79

eastside09 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:29

snicker u r so dumb u always got to say somethin noone really cares srry

brunette4life 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:33

that's really nasty

madskillz3088 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:33

29th!!!

MF12 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:46

counting fail. :)

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