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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

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By Poorlittlelady - 08/10/2018 22:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML

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By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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By -_- - 15/03/2016 01:46 - United States - Inverness

Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML

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By random - 23/10/2013 22:41 - United States - Amarillo

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

jio_freed 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

You must have magic fingers

Comments

RIKANA 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:14

Ok, I don't realy think that should have been shaird. So times is best to keep thinks to your self. RI

friscofool 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:20

i didnt eat breakfast yet and i jus threw up on the floor.

TheGasMaskGuy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:33

Want to change my diaper?

sighs123 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:42

hey, at least you made someone happy. isn't that your goal as a caretaker? weird way to do it, yes, and unfortunate for you, .but you made someone happy!

fmyoptical 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:54

omg I just gagged. damn fyl

soccerstar6115 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:01

If ur a guy, why would they tell u to go change an old ladys diper??? That company is retarded

seb12992 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:02

Alrighty then...

sexpistol 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:03

how do you know she actually orgasmed?

Lythiaren 8

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:05

O_O What. . . . What.

Brooklynxman 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:09

Have you ever noticed after not getting some or getting off for a while you get off at the drop of a hat? Probably what happened here. No special skill on the OP's part, and probably not a huge amount of cleaning either. Just extreme frustration on the patient's part, so that when she felt something down there, whether she was coherent or not, she let loose. But seriously, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NO! If I hadnt already been sick today and lost everything, I'd be tossing it up now.