Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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null_fml 11
I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/
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FerrariCake 2
Did she live at your house and was her name Sybil?
cutie4xever 0
that's not cool
HungOverBat 0
I am gonna call BS on this one. So you happen to be in a random chat with someone who happens to go to your school. That part is kinda unbelieveable, but I will go with that. You guys exchanged facebooks. One of you would have the relationship status (in a relationship with ) the boyfriend. Also, you guys would probally post stuff on the wall or have pictures with the boyfriend. This is so fake
Sekococo 0
@42 stop smoking crack and either you enjoy the FML OR NOT. Site rules don't troll to ruin to FML for others >:(. And OP either you both got Ex's or you guys have a open relationship.
Adam2092 0
u found out just in time now kick his ass
DynamicDave 11
How is this an FML? You made a new friend! And you guys have a lot in common!
tylermize 0
THREESOME!!!
ChiackenMaster 2
Hopefully you didn't already overreact to this. Play it cool, and act like nothing is wrong. In fact, even if it grosses you out, continue doing any and EVERY thing you would normally do with him, she should do the same. Then one day you should give him a special treat: Invite another woman into the bedroom... Her. He will go through a range of emotions from "yay every guys fantasy" to "oh crap." Kiss a little... Get naked a little. Start in on him. Right when he is almost at the mountaintop punch him in the nicely exposed balls and say these words "So I met this really nice person in a chat. We got to know eachother and it turns out we have a lot in common... Even the same cheating boyfriend." One more good shot to the testes and then you may walk out. This is all, mind you, if you don't mind tarnishing your reputations a little for epic vengeance. PS Spare me the details if you do it, the whole two girls thing does nothing for me. I only wanna hear the (tee hee) punch line.
Cthulu 0
Remind me to never date you.
joshhh11 0
you're ****** up
pedotroll 0
I'm so hard right now.
ChiackenMaster 2
Well when you are the youngest of seven lunatic children, raised by two mentally f-ed parents... You either gotta be more evil than everyone else combined, or really enjoy being walked on. Shoe prints don't go with this jacket so... PS No worries on the dating comment, happily married to a woman who endorsed that plan, but offered this alternate: Knock him out, drag him into the woods, strip his clothing, and cover him in honey. Let nature run it's course.
willowbeauty 0
Not everyone posts a relationship status on their facebook profile, and not everyone puts a name with it. You're also assuming that the cheater has a facebook profile at all. Plus, sometimes people in relationships don't communicate on facebook. My husband and I never have, even when we were just dating. Also, it could be that they found out everything they had in common BECAUSE they traded facebook information. Don't be thick.
willowbeauty 0
My comment was at #42, btw
lickmyjock 0
mmm don't you just love a clam sandwich?
clakepeanut 0
woah!! that's not cool!!