By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 05:01 - Canada - Lansdowne

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 122
You deserved it 4 763

Same thing different taste

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ThatTennisKid14 13

That takes "shitty sex life" to a whole new level

Oh my.. I bet she felt really bad! Well I guess now you guys could take a shower together instead

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wht I want to know is why did you lay there while she had a shartpalooza on ur tummy? secret shart fetish perhaps hmmmm...?

I really like the wording on this FML.

You're lucky it didn't escalate, OP. If she'd eaten enough Taco Bell, you could have been seriously injured in the resulting Shartnado.

Maybe don't force her to stay there if she's trying to get away to go to the bathroom like my boyfriend did. I didn't have the runs but I needed to pee really bad and almost pissed my pants.

I almost ended up like OP's girlfriend once, because of what #97 described. Go easy on her, she must be feeling like she'll never live it down, and don't tease her about it.

Rosemarypr 8

I feel worse for your girlfriend.

jezka374 15

I feel bad for the chick... You can wash the shit off... She's got to live with the fact that she was the one who did that... Embarrassing for her! Poor girl!