By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 05:01 - Canada - Lansdowne

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 122
You deserved it 4 763

Same thing different taste

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ThatTennisKid14 13

That takes "shitty sex life" to a whole new level

Oh my.. I bet she felt really bad! Well I guess now you guys could take a shower together instead

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I'm naming my new metal band Shartpocalypse

chode124 11

did she say anything or did she pretend nothing happened either way she must feel like shit

You just gave me a whole new fear for when my boyfriend and I spoon now....I'll never eat mexican again.

nightfall8705 33

Shartpocalypse... I laughed so much harder than I should have. Sorry, OP. Think of it this way, there's all kinds of people who are into the whole "********" on chests, stomachs, faces, etc... not me, but you got for free what those nasty ******* would have paid big bucks for. On second thought, **** your life, that's pretty shitty for that to happen to you.

that's something to never taco bout

You can wash off the shit but you can never wash off that moment ever.

To be honest that is love. Naked Taco Bell and you still love her even if she ***** on you

Bananananaans everywhere ...... Banana... Banananann..nanan ... Batman

tanya8925 9