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Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark, I instinctively turned to my left, thinking I was entering the bathroom, and fell down the stairs. Three of my teeth are missing. FML
No they aren't. You said they're in the dark. Grab a flashlight, and start looking.
If that isn't the rudest awakening....