By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
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pjsr 32

Today a woman came through my checkout line to buy a pair of pants with a massive bloodstain in the crotch, and I had to handle them to ring them up and bag them. I tried to pretend I didn’t notice, but I think she knew. The pants were white. I don’t get paid enough for this! FML

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silvermoon5033 26

Because some women can get their period a week or longer before it is due. So should they never attempt to wear white? I once got mine less than a week and a half after I had my previous (due to imbalance with a medication), so honestly, most or at least many, women have no idea when to expect it.

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RichardPencil 30

You don’t want him anyways. A guy working in women’s clothing is most likely not into girls anyways. That’s a stereotype that may or may not hold, but he’s definitely poor. No one who can afford to do something else puts up with the bullshit of retail.

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RichardPencil 30

So, how did it go? I lasted two weeks in retail and it was garbage!

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pjsr 32

Today a woman came through my checkout line to buy a pair of pants with a massive bloodstain in the crotch, and I had to handle them to ring them up and bag them. I tried to pretend I didn’t notice, but I think she knew. The pants were white. I don’t get paid enough for this! FML

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Heeshka 7

This is the finest example of a copy/paste FML I have ever witnessed. Bravo!!

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Heeshka 7

Why are you booing me when I'm right?

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T1A2Z3 34

Bleach them and sell them online or give them to charity? I'm sorry for your pain :-/

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Shabnam Moghal 14

Why would you try on a pair of white pants when you know your periods are due? YDI

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silvermoon5033 26

Because some women can get their period a week or longer before it is due. So should they never attempt to wear white? I once got mine less than a week and a half after I had my previous (due to imbalance with a medication), so honestly, most or at least many, women have no idea when to expect it.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Periods aren’t guaranteed to come when you expect. Many girls/women have irregular periods. And even if it’s regular, you don’t know the exact time it’s going to start. What should she have done? Use a tampon 24/7 just in case?

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Some women don't know when their period will arrive... Not everyone is regular.

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TumblrweedPasses 11

Should've just played it off like they already looked like that

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Toerag 1

Never read so much crap in my life .. nobody's period starts with a flow like niagra falls or even enough to stain a pair of pants and the what does him being cute have anything to do with it? Because if he wasn't you wouldn't have been bothered? YDI a million times over

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zhifii 16

oh no, it can happen. one sneeze and its a waterfall.

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Serenti 19

Painfully obv this is written by a dude that have no idea how peruids work. You are bot going to leave a frigging stain just because you tried them on. Seriously.

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Ksweety_fml 27

to be honest, I wouldn't buy it. I would kept at the store somewhere in the dressing room. 😂

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