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Today, while driving to work, I really took in the scenery. Not for the beauty, but for the practicality and access for the best place to commit suicide. I disregarded one place because it would be too hard to wash away the blood. At least when I'm suicidal, I'm thoughtful about it… FML
That happened on an episode of House, although it was a guy trying to preserve his organs for (I think) his son, who needed a transplant, and he didn’t have long to live anyway and what time he had would be in a coma.
I’m sorry. Are you ok? Do you need someone to talk to?
Letting your doctor know about this would be a good idea.
Clearly, the best place to do it would be Mars. On the red planet, blood would go unnoticed. So, stay with us until you can get your chance to go to Mars.