Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Pervy perv walks
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
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unpossible 26
In your province, OP, it is against the Employment Standards Act for your employer to not provide you a half hour break for each period of work in excess of 5 hours, unless your union has agreed to something else, or there was an emergency in your workplace. Your regional manager made a judgment based on a snapshot of your department. Yes, in a retail environment it looks awful to have employees sitting around doing nothing. Your RM probably also assumed that your management team obeys the law. You should inform your RM that they don't.
kerrygirl 13
today you're a cashier....what will you be tomorrow?!
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saaaammmmm 0
You're a decent man. You didn't have to work that double shift but felt obligated to since John Doe had better things to do than show up to his shift. You even took a verbal lashing for the guy from the regional manager. Retail is very stressful and UNREWARDING for those who care about doing a good job. I've worked a lot of cashiering jobs and I'm sure I'll work a few more. If I may make a suggestion... don't work double shifts unless you absolutely have to. You can't be expected to work a shift that you weren't scheduled for. I've found that it gains you very little brownie points with management to fill in for a no show. The shift manager from the previous shift is happy he suckered you in to working and has gone home. The new shift manager sees that your ass is dragging and that your performance sucks. This entire misunderstanding you had can be cleared up but you aren't being paid enough for the extra aggravation. Retail is crazy and management is disorganized and incompetent. Don't fill in for Joe again because it is more likely to cost you your job than it is to preserve it. Your job experience will make you able to recognize good employees if you become a manager or start your own company!
tia73 0
first comment is a douche bag, and those accordingly. because it is the site grammar to put "today...FML" you guys are as dumb as her manager. pricks.
kerrygirl 13
haha your psycho........lets see he could have phrased it 'today, while working as a cashier in a grocery store....' but other than that take a joke girl!
apfunction 0
Jesus christ, it was a ******* joke you psychopath.
apfunction 0
just today, you're a cashier?
ScaryyMary 14
Tore you a new what??? I wasn't aware "one" was now a noun! :O
snzizle 0
uh, it actually is
iwadasn 33
Technically, it's a demonstrative pronoun. ;)
in_wonderland 1
pretty sure that's illegal, dawg. ask for a ****** break!! any shift you work 5 hours or more you are definitely lawfully entitled to at least a 15 minute break, im sure. when i have 4 hour shifts i get a 15 minuter.
Darkforce121 0
he doesn't work in the US where breaks are a right he works in Canada where breaks are a privilege
iwadasn 33
31, are you one of those people who thinks that the U.S. is the only civilized country in the world?
metrockick10 0
That sucks. I worked as a cashier when I was in college and it was a real pain in the ass. You get yelled at by customers when prices don't ring up right even though you didn't put them into the computer, you get yelled at by your boss when customers yell at them for the prices not ringing up right. It's totally a pain in the ass job and I hope you don't have to work at it long term.
iwadasn 33
Enough comments about the phrasing...they all start with 'today.'
erjaguam 0
to be honest, you shouldn't have done that. you have to realize he doesn't work there everyday, he doesn't know and care. he is there check how things are going. he's doing his job. inspection is always a bitch. just watch what you do next time OP. you knew he was a regional manager. your life sucks.
what_the_fail 0
Today, I'm a cashier. Tomorrow, i'm an unemployed crack ***** selling my body on the street!
KelMarCos 3
Im sorry but YDI. I cashiered in a grocery store too, first of all you should have asked for a break. Often whoever is running the front end may get confused with who went on break & who hasn't, especially if a replacement is in after the main front end manager goes home. You should have let them politely know that you worked a double and haven't gotten a break yet. Secondly, you completely deserve it for sitting down while the regonial manager was there!! "Company" doesn't come in often but when they do everyone in the store must bullshit to show them that this is how the store looks & runs everyday, even though your department obviously slacks and does things their own way. I don't know where you work but if you worked a double then obviously your store isn't unionized since most grocery unions restrict to 8 1/2 hours a day, but you're still entitled to a break regardless.
OkageStarr 0
"...when they do everyone in the store must bullshit..." Speaking of bullshit... Seriously, folks, doesn't anyone get what regional is DOING when they're on these little day trips? They're trying to get a good idea of how things are going down the chain. Hustling just because the brass is in town is doing yourself, your superiors, and your company a disservice. If it gets you fired, maybe you should be working harder anyway, no? OP, you were perfectly justified in sitting. I'm assuming your direct supervisor was touring the store with your regional? If so, I would turn to them to explain the situation to your regional. If they don't, then explain it to him yourself. At worst, the guy will fire you for 'insubordination', which may be grounds for a wrongful termination claim. At best, the regional will thank you for giving him a much better picture of the state of operations-level affairs than he would have otherwise gained. This FML should read, "Today, while inspecting one of my regional stores, I chewed out an employee I thought was lazy because they were sitting. Turns out they were working a double with no breaks, and now I look like an ass. FML"