Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
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Top comments
MegasaurusRex89 28
You can't expect the first time to last that long. Take it as a compliment haha. It will get better.
rieebee 23
Talk to him about it, make the next time better.
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Comments (17)
Lilo4life 26
Every losing virginity story is like this, if he didn't finish in 10 seconds he's been screwing more than his hand these 7 years, id be great full cause that's how it is for everyone.
Mathalamus 25
7 years? sorry, but that's a bit long. and it kinda explains why he lasted ten seconds. i wonder how it took 7 years to trust your boyfriend enough to give your virginity.
SpyroMello 29
Some people believe in abstinence or have reasons for waiting that long. Every person is different but respect to him for waiting that long, especially in this day and age.
amsterdamgirl 20
sounds like it was his first time too. practice makes perfect!
nickie_94 18
Just keep trying. It'll get better
cheeeksss 29
I can't stand how society places virginity on a pedestal. It's almost never perfect and amazing on the first time.
randybryant799 21
7 years he's waited and you're surprised he was quick?