unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0
mist have been his first time too
AngryNinja 1
no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.
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Comments (197)
alillyh 1
better then 10 secs =
flockz 20
doesnt matter had sex.
kalinikole 0
I know that feeling!
JackeeDawn 9
Oh my god hahahahahaha
SkoomaKi 28
Looks like he came and went....
vanillacocoa 6
What a **** O.o
SkoomaKi 28
He'll get better. Tell him to think of maths or something voting while doing it.
Steed95 1
Doesn't matter. You had sex.
TeaPartyPoison 7
Well, considering you do lose you virginity the second he sticks his penis inside of you, this FML is pretty accurate..
InjrU 3
No one said the first time is supposed to be good.