unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0
mist have been his first time too
AngryNinja 1
no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.
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Comments (197)
SaturnE_fml 0
It's all downhill from here, OP. Did finding out about Santa Clause devastate you?
elle_hellokitty 0
ha that sucks
doubledamn89 0
the first usually goes quick so keep doing it and practice til it gets good
domxxily 0
well thats unfortunate. awww FYL
Stand_Up 0
You weren't the only one sweetie :l It happened to me my first time. Thank you to the man that had never touched or ****** anything in his entire lifetime. Fail.
kkn123y 0
Sucks for you.
JRFaceless 8
If you're a guy, YDI for not lasting. If you're a girl, FYL man.
vinny2897 0
same... kinda
rottentomatoes 7
Doesn't matter had sex
felah17 6
He proly suffers from premature ejaculation. Also,some previous head would have improve his performance tremendously.