By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0

mist have been his first time too

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AngryNinja 1

no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.

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Squander 3

I know some say that your first time doesn't last exceptionally long but I think 30 seconds is a little excessive...so FYL.

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boomerfeb13 0

a lil thing I like to call court

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xXDarkDepression 0

YDI for sucking at sex. My first lasted 3-4 hours.

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ScaryyMary 14

Why did it end so soon? Did he blow out his knee while pretending to be a Sith and was forced to go to the emergency room?

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daneeyoll 0

snickerdoodles you're cute

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greg1234567890_fml 2

one suggestion: practice makes perfect ;)

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garuru 4

baby listen i told you that doesnt usually happen it would have been longer if u didnt sneeze me out

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DR_REXX 0

i feel horrible for you. you'll find a better guy. just takes time mean while practice on your self :p it works. oh and yoyr a frenchy sweet me to but dont know it :)

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hapylordofdeath9 0

honestly I wouldn't worry about it to much. it was your first time, no one expects you to be good at it

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