Miscellaneous: Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 13:43 - United States - Boise

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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JennNoVa 8

Thursday 21 February 2013 19:21

I would have made you buy a tube of K.Y. Jelly too. Be grateful.

iOceanus 18

Thursday 21 February 2013 19:22

She will obviously be make a salad to eat while reading.

Comments

BrotherTheo 31

Thursday 21 February 2013 20:36

Ha you just got a laugh. Want to see her Jaw drop? Show up with 'Screw the roses, I want the thorns'...... 50 shades of grey is for amateurs.

GrinchFu1 27

Thursday 21 February 2013 20:41

Reminds me of a funny game my friends and I play. Each person comes up with three of the most random/bizarre items you could buy at a Wal-Mart or Target. Throw em in a hat, mix em up, and each pick out three at random. If you choose not to buy the items cause you are embarrassed, or laughed during checkout, you buy drinks for everyone that night. I won the last game. I had to buy lube, a single carrot, and a Justin Bieber poster. Easy money!

GwennaRose 22

Thursday 21 February 2013 22:02

If I could favorite a comment, it would be this one

GrinchFu1 27

Thursday 21 February 2013 23:45

Haha! Thanks. If you can't have a little fun at your own expense then you're not really living. All smiles all the time :-)

jem970 19

Friday 22 February 2013 1:42

That sounds like an awesome game!

akiahara 14

Thursday 21 February 2013 20:52

You're lucky it was just a cucumber.

EvilUndead 9

Thursday 21 February 2013 21:01

You could alter shopping list a bit, you know. example #1: 1. several copies of shades of gray 2. Can of gas/kerosine/lamp oil 3. Box of matches 4. Cucumber. example #2. 1. 50 shades of gray 2. several cucumbers. 3. Several tomatoes. 4. Several potatoes. 5. Vegetable oil. 6. Onion + garlick. 7. Mayonnaise.