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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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You deserved it 11 936

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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You deserved it 17 568

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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You deserved it 1 289

By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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You deserved it 39 596

Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 004

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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zach5 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:39

For the hell of it, call yourself. And call yourself a retard.

Linda_NH 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:13

Hopefully she'll call you.

Comments

uneekfreak16 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:11

haha... my thoughts exactly :)

iBou_fml 4

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:58

#29 are u series with ur tip? get as drunk as u can or dont even drink!

lilallykat87 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:18

I don't get how this is an FML. She has YOUR number. if she wants to see you again, she'll call you. #30, what?

cla1re 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:58

you lost me #30. proper punctuation ftw

iBou_fml 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:19

hahaha, im sorry i think everyone should drink as much as he can, or dont even drink... thats why they added alcohol to beer ^o)

Topguy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:22

bummer...

drahcir_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:19

Imagine if in her drunken stupor, she wrote her own number down on the piece of paper she kept as well.....classic!

Guitarist45 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:26

hopefully, she'll call you......

rakhil11 7

Friday 31 July 2009 0:27

10 ftw!!! and no, she has a piece of paper with her phone # on it too :)

HarrowdownSam 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:13

Well, if she likes you enough, she'll ring you. Problem solved, your life doesn't suck.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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