Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
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Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
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Comments (132)
Daaniellee1234 8
Aahaha, me and my brother always do things like this to eachother. Its all fun and games. Dont take it too seriously. Just get her back. Rub her toothbrush in soap, try to hack onto her MSN, embarrass her when she has a boy over. Just do something !
awdorable 0
Haha, so true. Revenge is the way to go! When she has a boy over, casually mention this "Hey, sis, did you take your *insert embarrassing STD here* medication? You don't want to give it to *insert guy's name here*" xoxo
Alitsia88 4
lmao, thats hilarious!
redbluegreen 41
So, what are you doing to get her back?
Schmuty 2
do u not talk to your "friends" in person or what
imperfect6 0
How the hell is she get your password? I change the passwords to everything I'm sighned up for at least ever month! And the result? NO ONE HAS EVER GOTTEN IN!
roon24 0
ur sister is a ***** if all she thinks about is cocks.
youlose_ 0
true fax.
plexico 4
MSN? You should have stopped there. That's an FML, ipso facto. It's like those FML's that involve working or shopping at Wal-mart -- the stuff that follows is anti-climactic.
cutebebe778 0
While I do have a bit of an urge to say YDI for either leaving your MSN on so your sister can access it or for her knowing your password..I think this speaks volumes about how f*cked your douchebag little sister is. I'm normally the type of person who forgives and tries being kind as possible about things...BUT, this case is a major exception..karma is a bitch. Get er back !!!!
Adriennerox211 0
O_o I, too am a little sister, but I wouldn't do something so evil to my big brother. YDI for either: 1) Giving her your password. 2) Having an easy-guessing password 3) Being logged in which isn't too believanle since it says you haven't logged in for a month. O_e Get a friggen fone.
StoneColdNigga 0
**** that little bitch
Avenging_Angel 0
Lmao, little sisters are the best XD