Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
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Comments (132)
SimpleSimon 0
No sympathy for you, this is why we have passwords
deaditegirl 0
Um, why did your sister have access to your account? Either you left your account logged in or have an embarrassingly easy to guess password- YDI.
RJB 0
Msn: Jake95 Password:123456789 or Password: 59ekaJ He's defitnly a genius I dont have a MSN but maybe the hint was hint: the first nine numbers or my MSN backwards.
shewasalmost18 0
today, my best friend told me to suck his dick. i cried. FML
sbarre1 0
So... The in the last month you never talked to your "friends"? Is MSN the only way you ever talked to them? I don't get it. Doesn't make much sense...
haleytheginger 0
maybe OP was on vacation.
zbrown 6
They probably realized it wasn't actually him and just ignored it. I had a similar thing happen once, and everyone just forgot about it because they knew it wasn't me.
cheese_rox 0
Wow some siblings are so annoying
kirby1026 0
lock her up and put her ina cage. that'll show her. just kidding. well, its all upto you. ;) FYL. my sis sometimes annoys me too. not like that, but still.
Fires_fml 0
Yeah, I agree with YDI. Keep your computer locked down with passwords, keep MSN locked down with passwords. Keep other people off your shit. It's easy, this never should've happened. BUT since it did... REVENGE!
Lagunaguitar 0
YDI!!!! Never tell ANYONE your password. Also, dont make ur password easy. YDI for not knowing anything about secrutiry!!! YDI!!!
Fires_fml 0
sec..ur...ity... maybe...?
MorlekEngel 0
did you give her the password dipsh1t?
macbenz 0
not really an fml, just beat up your sister