Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
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jumperdreams 0
wow im glad i have an older brother ;)
abcxyz123 0
my older brother would go on my aim account and mess with my stuff when we were younger... lol
Contradiction_ 0
So, essentially, your younger sister is a complete and total b****. You should have definately taken screenshots and shown your parents. If they didn't care, or gave an inadequate punishment, you should have killed her. *Wink*. Jk. But still. Get her back.
Liddo 0
If you need a gun, just ask me :) P.S Kill her.
Shan_Man77 0
Ya i would definitely find a super way to get back at her for that... gotta be a good one....
jack01 0
kill your sister. now.
I_Wanna_Lol 0
I think I love your sister :)
wtflolomg 0
now you need to log on to her MSN and tell all her friends how she got raped by a 60 year old man and that she is considering killing her self
yaktazuki 0
Tell your mom that she's a lesbo and that you saw her scissoring her best friend
RandyRko93 0
I'll punch her face if i were you.But i guess u probably did something to make her mad.
gwb47 0
i dont understand why everyone thinks msn is the only way he talked to people...lol obviously its not if he hasnt been on in over a month