Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
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Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
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RPGod 0
Plant a vibrator and/or Plan B in her room.
CrunkCupcake97 2
xD that sucks!
bb1_00 0
that's one evil lil sis .... but at least u have a girlfriend now.......
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
It's times like these that make me appreciate that I don't piss my little brother off that badly.
24788 7
Haha, don't let anyone get your pass.
kaelendra 0
YDI... why you may ask, well it`s simple... never share passwords, never save passwords on a computer you share or leave unlocked, if it`s your own computer always lock it. Common sense, siblings will do things like that otherwise if they`re at the wrong age and you tick them off.
Malexhe 0
Once, my brother left AIM open on our computer while he was gone. For ***** and giggles, I got on and posed as him, during which I had him admit to his best friend how sexy he found him. Fun times, too bad I was forced to call his best friend up and tell him that was all just me playing a prank.
cla1re 0
if my sister ever did that to me, I would shave off ONE of her eyebrows in her sleep and take her phone and hide it for a month.
Jennydew 0
I'd kill her in a slow and painful way.....
tian447 0
You people really are stupid as hell MSN or Windows Live, has an auto login feature, or "Remember my password" and "Sign me on automatically". This means that when you open up MSN/WLM it already has passwords in it, and auto signs on the only person using it, or the person selecting the account. Its highly unlikely he had that easy a password to guess, and it was likely this.