Intimacy: Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2011 18:09 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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mozeltov 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:03

why were you beating your pet ferret?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:43

42- That comment was made so much better by the cat in your picture.

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deidre823 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:19

Spanking the ferret?? HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?

amadan 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:21

TRI for "spanking the ferret"... I can't believe you call it that ha

Mamii_so_sexii 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:21

lmfao who says spanking the ferret..

da_baddest_2011 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:21

spanking the ferret?? um Okayy. new 1

lovepinkandzombi 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:23

lol... "spanking the ferret"

steffxP 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:29

Oh god I thought he meant he was actually spanking a ferret.

ImTotallyAsian 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:33

Ferret Abuse

fullofmetal 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:33

Well. I've definitely never heard the phrase "spanking the ferret" before.

mellyYaYo 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:36

ahahahaha atleast he's cheering for you big boy!

dheinzen2 1

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:39

why hell were u spanking a ferret

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