Intimacy: Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2011 18:09 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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mozeltov 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:03

why were you beating your pet ferret?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:43

42- That comment was made so much better by the cat in your picture.

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mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:05

I want to see an illustration of this in the future, with a literal cartoon ferret. "hint, hint whoever is in charge of the FML blog"

oreobunbun 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:05

For a moment, I thought that you meant the animal, Ferret. lol

cc88 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:14

youre not alone LOL

sheethapins 13

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:24

I did too lol I was like damn, what did it do? Is he spanking it in there so it couldn't escape? lmao

garzanic000 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 3:58

36- Wow your picture is freakin' amazing :P

DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:06

LMAO your Dad's my hero

princessRiRi97 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:21

lol

borkchop1992 15

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:06

bleep blop bloop almost done

CorinnaHEY 6

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:10

LMAO

misstamz 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:07

Spanking the ferret?

Anyoniemous 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:08

ANIMAL ABUSER! Don't spank your animals.

cailindoll 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:08

Hahahaz.. I literally thought he was spanking a ferret (animal) until I saw the comments :)

leonlee2002 10

Saturday 28 June 2014 4:24

Same here bro

Belovan 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:09

At least you lasted.

e2m2cent 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:16

"spanking the ferret" well iv learned something new today

sheethapins 13

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:23

spanking the ferret? thank you I needed those lols

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