Anonymous
Cheeky
Today, I learned that my kids refer to my much older fiancé as my “Emotional support corpse.” FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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leogs23
Force of habit, or just mean?
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
Anonymous
Speed dating
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quick turnover
Today, after meeting the love of my life two weeks ago and moving him in to start our life together, my kids have run off to live with their dads. Apparently they are “not dealing with another new dad.” FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
A right bunch of berks
Today, I met my boyfriend's family. He calls his parents things like “geriatric hag” and “old clown”. I was about to yell at him, but they started calling him “nancy boy” and “nerd”. Apparently they love each other, but only communicate through abuse. I can’t believe I may soon marry into this mess. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Just kids being kids
Single dad struggles
Today, I lost yet another girlfriend because of my kids’ behavior. The last one told me, “I’d rather get fisted by Freddy Krueger than deal with those hellspawn of yours!” At this point, I’m going to be a single dad forever. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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United States
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28
That’s actually pretty funny.
BurnInDemonFire 35
A little necrophilia never hurt anyone. It's just against the law is all. Which is why you don't do it.
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bigredmonkeybutt 28
That’s actually pretty funny.
BurnInDemonFire 35
A little necrophilia never hurt anyone. It's just against the law is all. Which is why you don't do it.