Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Top comments
jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
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Comments (264)
claireful 4
awww that's so sad! but did you let him out in the front yard without supervision? that almost warrants a ydi...
geeksaresexy 18
OP didn't say it was the front yard..
mexicotoucher 7
If only the police helped return stolen things ...oh wait...
steierr 7
wut is wrong we are living in a cruel, cruel world...:-/
astrotacohead 0
if I were you I would chase him and then take him down then bash his head in with my fists then piss on him .... well that's just me
AliciaicilA 0
That's seriously f'd up.... And a little bit overkill don't you think? I mean, this is a dog, not your mother. Unless the dog is your mother, then by all means.... Piss away! xD
BWill9014 4
idk about you... but no one would steal my puppy without getting a good ass whooping before I take the puppy back from them
jess6blondie9 3
Awww! That's when you get out the shotgun!
parkg1996 0
shoot that mother ******!
SpaceMan55 1
u can't just look for the dog for a hour. you gotta go out there and find that ******* dog! -Billy Madison
Popnsmoke87 0
You should get a more loyal breed of dog next time... Being that the man was running off WITH him.
parxxx 0
yeah, but it's a puppy not a full grow dog it won't do anything if I barly knows you just saying
lunour 0
I sowwy