Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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Top comments
arms_akimbo 0
Probably should've thought that one through. Good on for your helping a friend, but really? Right before a job interview?
ohgeez 0
Definitely not the smartest thing to do. Sorry but you deserved it. If you can't think ahead, you probably don't deserve that job either.
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Comments (29)
Tmoore23 0
I love mullets, let alone pink ones :) hahaha
Scona 0
i love mullets.
ertw 0
you're an idiot, the chick is in beauty SCHOOL she doesn't own a salon... a trim I could understand, but a cut AND highlights?? and doing it the day before an interview?? yowza
live_your_life_fml 0
wow, nice of you to help a friend and all..but before a job interview??
Atmaster 3
1 is right happened to a fiend of mine
Bigashbash 0
So? YDI for letting someone who's in training to do your hair. Plus who cares what colour your ******* hair is? Ive got pink hair - all over except underneath - and i managed to get a job just fine thank you very much.
cybermolly10 7
Your hair is all pink except underneath?! Did you ever have one of those Jem dolls in the 80s?
hartweezy 0
She never said she had something against pink hair, that just isnt what she wanted.
nkt_19 0
hahah WTF go to the salon!
hartweezy 0
I feel so bad for you dear! I wouldnt even let a professional put my hair in an updo for prom bc I was afraid I wouldnt like it. I cant imagine anything like this happening!
Twiztidbunny 0
I would be sooo pissed
sweetstuff90 0
beauty scool drop out go back to high school