Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
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Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
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dantee2005 33
Take away his license until he learns to be responsible.
colvindj 22
I'm just trying to comprehend the fact that your dog apparently moved the car while it was parked.
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Comments (158)
ham_spam 17
U don't put ur dog in the car I wish it crashed and the dog was okay just so u would have to pay a fine
slackerjoe 22
you my friend, did an idiotic thing and are lucky you didn't kill someone and lose everything you own in one stupid moment. you deserved far mire than having to move your car from an intersection! smh wtf!
Croooow 11
"He said two minutes. It's been FIVE MINUTES! Forget this, I'm going home."
rayman173 2
even more reason to take away the license everyone knows women can't drive.......
sbarua219 17
Oh pets lol. FYL but even bigger YDI bro you can't leave your pets in the car alone!
thatonetribute 31
YDI. What were you thinking?!
Ava_Darkflame 26
Thats some Dog With a Blog shit right there.
Amorettex 19
Lmfao! I love that show XD
WhatsMyLineAgain 8
YDI idiot.
TecheyTim 14
Parking brakes are there for a reason.
cocostarrz 13
Someone must be playing tricks on you