Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
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Top comments
Keyman1212 14
Better than a rapist.
ZoZo17_fml 0
skunks.? tricky little bastards.
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Comments (93)
kateleen16 0
get a screen idiot
TopShatta 0
Ur parents prolly think u were smoking weed haha
skyeyez9 25
You didn't hear the skunk chewing or ripping the window screen out?
cwl727 33
Op didn't say whether or not the window had a screen.
CaptainDouche 0
I don't know where you people are from, but you must have some really ****** up weed or some really ****** up skunks over there, cause where I'm from, they don't smell alike. Unless you're just trying to act like you know what pot smells like to be kewl.
maffy4ever 8
Maybe he thought he was helping.
butterflyz1961 2
That's why people have window screens.
foilindo 0
febreze his ass. it'll be a nice payback!!! hahahaha!!!
mdailey 0
that really sucks
That0therguy 4
You know, skunks don't just spray for no reason.
bkouch 1
you don't have a screen? dumbass