Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, after I've been cleaning a hostel 7/7 for free accommodation for a few weeks, and the owner telling me 3 times to take a day off while he was able to do the job, I'm finally leaving. He's now (and only now) asking me to pay for the 3 nights I "didn't work for." FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
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it___happens 12
Was winning the bet worth it though?
Mcstud1y 30
At least your name signifies you know what you're getting into. Good luck OP
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Comments (56)
nickie_94 18
He's the definition of "sore loser"
team_garra 8
Is your bosses job being a full time savage?
bulletsinthewind 21
Full time savage? Sounds more like full time asshole
Timmip12 9
Someone's gotta do it
lysx84 24
I'm curious. What is your position in the hotel? If you work in housekeeping then it'd be your job anyway. If you work in any other department surely your under no obligation (with or without the bet) to do housekeeping's job.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He said currently have couples? Tell him fine, but he has to clean up any room belonging to couples who check in on the 14th. Cause they'll be worse!
ohsnapword 21
So, your boss "got his revenge" by having you do your job? You can't enjoy all of the perks without shoveling some shit. Keep your head up, do your job well and one day you'll be able to make someone clean hotel rooms the day after Valentine's day.
Guzziii 12
"Learnt"
lysx84 24
Uh huh...?
Migole 36
A perfectly acceptable way of spelling it in the Uk where Op is from.
SPN_lover666 27
That is how it is spelled in the UK and Canada.
loueasy 23
Looks like you're in a sticky situation
Mooglefox 24
What was the bet?
0262944 15
Learnt isn't a word its learned.
SPN_lover666 27
It is a word in the UK and Canada. This is from the Oxford dictionary. "These are alternative forms of the past tense and past participle of the verb learn. Both are acceptable, but learned is often used in both British English and American English, while learnt is much more common in British English than in American English."
Sansational_ 18
Oh, cum on. This boss is semen like a real jerk. Maybe he just had beaded-up anger which he's plugged away inside him.