Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
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SillyTadpole 3
People who like Snooki shouldn't be in positions of power. Ever.
perdix 31
Sounds like a shitty. . . *lowers sunglasses* Situation.
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Comments (181)
Jsalcedo23 0
I don't get why people hate her. she hasn't done anything to us. give her a break
lanelane55 4
Well its prettty mean to say how someone, whoever it may be, is useless to the earth...
brightstarwoman 3
Some people are a waste to the world! while others are trying to make the world a better place to live, there are those who do nothing for the betterment of humankind or the earth but live to bring about destruction and pain to people! How can humankind make this world a good place to live if everyone runs around acting like snookie, or the rest of those dumb asses on those reality tv shows. Reality TV is not reality!? It is dumbing down the generations everywhere!!!
satph 12
thank goodness! and i thought i was the only person that thought snooki and the rest of the jersey shore crew were merely a waste of the world's resources! HATERS UNITE!!
jwebster 8
SNOOKI WANT MUSH MUSH!!!
alexsantosisbomb 0
actually he cant fire you beacasue of that
HU4L188 0
Sn00ki is ******* amazing!
katnerd143 4
I agree with you about Snookie being pointless, along with that entire show. And where did she even get that ridiculous nickname? Sorry, Snookie-fans, but that is just what I think.
brightstarwoman 3
I just finally watched that stupid show a few weeks ago. After I had such a huge headache! I can not understand for the life of me why those people have their own TV show!? I guess idiots are taking over the world! And if your boss is mad about your honestly in not liking snookie then your boss is an idiot too. Maybe you should work to get your bosses job!
UnicornPoop97 0
snookis a beast. i love her. shes funny & so stupid. her stupidity brings me great joy.
hayat5496 5
You SHOULD Be Scared! I Love Snooki! & Besides You Dont Even Know Her. How Would You Like It If Someone Told YOU That You Were Useless To The Earth? You Have No Right To Say That.